h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Lucky London Meet Goers!!! I'll join you!!! I SWEAR IT!!! ...I'll just need a year or two... hopefully no more than that... COULD go NEXT year, but I've promised myself I will see New Zealand before I get old and moldy and married with children...

right ...



Anything for the Benevolent Dictator of the Spooniverse ... says so in First Knickerers job description ....

...the spooniverse, eh!??

Yes well I feel aiming for the universe is a little presumptious but the Spooniverse is ripe for hostile take-over.

OH!!! Why do the takeovers always have to be hostile!??

Picture this ...

A: "I say chaps, would you mind terribly if we ambled over here, and sort of asked you to leave. I mean, it's nothing personal, it's just that you know, well, we felt like it."

B: "Good Lord, no. Don't think anything of it. We could do with a little excitement around here really. Was thinking of playing a rubber or two of bridge but you know what, a takeover seems like a terribly good plan"

C: "I say, what ever's going on"

B: "Don't worry, this chap here's just come to take us over. I was bored, he seems like a decent sort of fellow, so I thought, 'Well, why the devil not?'"

A: "Yes. Hope you don't mind."

C: "Oh, no no no ... not in the slightest. Why the devil not indeed. I was just off to make some lemonade and cucumber sandwiches, would you care to join us. After we're finished, you just make yourselves at home."

A: "Oh, that IS decent of you. Come on chaps, pile in, Cucumber sandwiches all round. I say, is that a Begonia?"

HAHAHAHAAAA....

I'm talking about bribery... with Cheesecake...

for all those intersted (this was yesterday but i was in bed!) the Religion of Pigeons is a small group of people who believe that the Pigeon is the pinnacle of all evolution! anyway, how about thos rather fetching Pigeon knickers?

for all those intersted (this was yesterday but i was in bed!) the Religion of Pigeons is a small group of people who believe that the Pigeon is the pinnacle of all evolution! anyway, how about thos rather fetching Pigeon knickers?

oops sorry about that! but i pressed the button twice!
*apologies made all round* :s

Herrrrmmm... carrier pigeons!?? Or all pigeons!??

Do carrier pigeons carry knickers? Possibly instead of light weapons or something? Or are carrier pigeons are a rare breed only found on aircraft carriers?

These knickers itch. I think the sowing is made from nylon or fishing wire. I don't suppose you have some bloomers?

PS - Maybe turning them insideout will allow me to wear them until the end of the Tennis.

Well who would have guessed it? I *do* have a pair of pigeon knickers for Cardinal Noah.

*hands them over*

Morning all!

Morning, Abi ... ?

ooh thanks Ekki. Just what I need on this hot and sticky morning!

really?

I have to say a bath of iced water and a banana milk-shake would be more up my street ...

Or perhaps a bath of banana milk-shake and an iced water ...

well I have my dramatically over-priced and cloyingly sweet Starbucks Frappucino next to me (please note other over-priced, coffee-based iced drinks are available) and strawberry cake would go quite well with it!

Nope, still think a banana milk-shake would hit the spot ...

Agree with the though ... can't go wrong with

I know the best cake shop in London - they do amazing strawberry tarts...