h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Any one for ?

IS that a club you're holding or are you just pleased to see me?

First service!

Wanna play innuendo tennis Orcus?

And why not

Gobbles some first.

*Juggles his balls before serving*

*waits patiently at the base line*

*serves*

I like your recieving postion Abi!

*returns*

it allows for easy access!

But can you cope with a hard lob?

wanna give it a try?

*Passing shot down the line*

You'll have to dominate me at the net first.

*rushes to get to it*

*fails*

15 love I make that!