A Conversation for Welcome to h2g2's Virtual Wimbledon

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Post 1

Abi

*wanders on, turns to royal box, curtseys and goes to sit on a chair*

*waits for the umpire and the opposition*


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Post 2

Ashley


*Opposition in Place*

*Throws Warm-up shot*

What lovely underwear Abi!


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Post 3

Abi

*returns*

Not as nice as those trousers they fit beautifully!


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Post 4

Ashley

*volleys*

But nothing can compare to the divine grace and elegance that have at your fingertips...

An inspiration.


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Post 5

Abi

*rushes to the net*

Oh I don't know... that tie is a revelation!


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Post 6

Ashley


*Foul*


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Post 7

Abi

Fair enough.

We still warming up?

*knocks ball over the net*

Nice eyes!


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Post 8

Jimi X

*rushes out to grab the errant ball*

*rushes back to the sidelines*


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Post 9

Ashley



Let's play!

Nothing as dazzling as your legs though...


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Post 10

Abi

*yells OUT!*

years of Lacrosse have left me with horrible legs! That was so out it was untrue!


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Post 11

Ashley



*You Cannot Be Serious*

Years of Lacrosse have given you the svelte ease of grace of a trim gazelle...


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Post 12

Abi

Ashley give up now.. that was OUT!!!


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Post 13

Ashley



*Concedes*

*Preparing to serve an Ace*

Nothing can hold me in the arms of rapturous love as those lips of yours... they must be silenced with a kiss.


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Post 14

Jimi X

*wonders how the ACEs feel about this*

*watches the net*


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Post 15

Abi

Yes I think I can safely say that that was an Ace! smiley - laugh


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Post 16

Ashley


Those eyes of unfathomable depths and ebbing tides deserve opus after opus of dedication and ardour to do justice to their beauty...


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Post 17

Abi

*returns*

cute butt!


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Post 18

Ashley


*volleyed and smashed*

*point well won*

smiley - blush


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Post 19

Ashley



Love's greater beauty pales beside your radiance and wit

*An Ace worthy of smiley - borg *


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Post 20

Abi

*watches smiley - tennisball fly past*

Gosh Ashley another ace! You are particularly gushy today! smiley - smiley


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