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Created | Updated May 22, 2002
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Joke of the Week
| A New priest was nervous at his first mass, and asked for help with combatting this from a more experienced priest. The more experienced told him, "Try having a glass of vodka on hand by the water, it helps calm my nerves".So He Did. and the following day, this note was on his door. "1.Sip the vodka, don't gulp it. 2. Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 3. David Slew Goliath, he did not kick the s**t out of him. 4. When a Rock hit Jacob that threw him off his Donkey, Dont say He was stoned off his ass 5. We Do not refer to the Virgin Mary as 'Mary with the Cherry'. 6. And Next sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at st.peters, there will not be a peter pulling contest at st.taffy's." |
