h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i see you have a large cabinet ..well done and good luck with your campaign

Thankyou

Care to join us?

your welcome.i'm currently canvassing all the parties.still on the fence but i must say yours is one of the more attractive options

Well we have a fantastic *ahem* bribary programme....



Have a little think about it, no request too big or small!

yes the bribery aspect is particularly enamoring

yeah, i got an island!

See? They don't call me Genie for not granting wishes...

So how is the island? Having any trouble overthrowing the king yet? I've heard all you need is a bigger crown!

Can I get one of those for you too?

So Crazyhorse...... see anything you like/desire/justwantforthehellofit?....

Genie, yeah am fully in command, have the animals building my fort as we speak.

as i have no humans to tax as i type i am charging the animals in fish at the moment. i'm getting a bit fed up of fish to tell you the truth. time to start importing humans i think.

crazyhorse, go for it! pick anything!

well i could do with a legover

wqell i could do with a new liver, please

Well I have the perfect solution for you Crazyhorse!!


How about your own portable country stile? Then you could get your leg over whereever and whenever you wanted!!


Well there's always crabs.... to eat.... and surely there are some banana's there?.... You could have a banana, seaweed on a stick split! Or you could have a look on board the luxury transport ship you have parked in the back garden... oops...I mean your fully stocked portable larder... bound to be some grub in there!!


Bovril_king, now I've not done organ trafficking for a little while now, but I mad a few phone calls and a lovely man said he had one spare in the house and asked me to give you his number.... 0208 **** 0000, ask for Mr G Best....

But no!! we can do better than that, we can turn you into a super cyborg Bovril_King, and then you won't need to worry about your liver again...!

wow, cheers, i think i have G Best's old one, but cyborg i like the sound of that

bovril king doesnt need bribed hes alresady a member of the party!

But he asked.... and I'm trying to keep your supporters sweet!


We can be orrible after the elections....



Er... I mean, anyone for pizza?

yes please, pork onion n garlic

Where's the pizza lady? Or do we have to go and order elsewhere?

The pizza lady ran off with reddyfreddy cos shes a jingle groupie Deep Doo Doo is the new pizza minister

That is just shocking!!


Right I shall try to think of another jingle then.....

Deep Doo Doo? Really? I've not seen that tag before!


*to investigate*