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Zach Garland Started conversation Jun 13, 1999
I world likc a surving of spotted dick wuth some kidrey puddint please. And please let me swell the wine cock so I knou it's a gocd year.
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Zach Garland Posted Jun 13, 1999
Oops. Sorry. Turned off my spell checker. Let me try that again:
"I world like a serving of spotted duck with some kidney pudding please. And please let me smell the wine cork so I know it's a good yeast infection."
There. That's much better.
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Peta Posted Jun 15, 1999
Do you want custard with that? Sniff. Wipes nose with back of hand.
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Zach Garland Posted Jun 19, 1999
Ooh! That looks good! Can I have some of that? [grabs Peta's arm and licks the back of Peta's hand] Mmmm!! Yummy!
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Peta Posted Jun 19, 1999
Oi don't get fresh with me laddie. Raps Zachs knuckles with her ladle. So you do want custard or not? Come on I haven't got all day! Taps foot impatiently.
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Zach Garland Posted Jun 20, 1999
Sure, custard sounds nice, but only if you promise to rap my knuckles with your ladle again. Ooh! Hurts so good!
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Peta Posted Jun 21, 1999
Right. Just for that I am going to put extra custard on your Spotted Dick.
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Zach Garland Posted Jun 27, 1999
Ahh... you're a waitress after my own appetite! There's a Peta. Extra coostard on that spotted dick.
Sorry. I have a cold.
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