h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Religion is the opium of the masses but without the pleasant warm feelings or the hallucinations. Churches are usually quite cold and forbidding and therefore not suitable places for entering into a religious frenzy, which might conceivably give rise to hallucinations. Therefore my advice would be stick to opium.

Why do Christian churches always try and convince prospective members that they are "lively" places? They are cold and dead. Also traditional religion is nothing but a destructive force. My advice: steer well clear. Especially from religions with ludicrous notions about women, contraception and so-called "moral" behaviour.

I detect a lapsed Catholic?