h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hehehe!
Don't you believe it Frags... most UK guys I know are always happy to dress up as women to go out drinking! ROFL

shazz

We could still try the Mark variation: he's gone home, so we just need to sneak into the BBC, find his computer, and unsubscribe him from this conversation! He'll never know what hit him!

Sorry - been watching too many James Bond movies recently...

Hmmm... it took Zed and I 15 minutes to get past security when we visited... I think you'll need a touch of the Mission Impossibles to get past that lot!

shazz

Actually, I got in fine: I asked if I could use the toilet while I was waiting, and the receptionist let me in and went back to his desk - and this was before he'd typed my name into the computer thingamjig, too. Sneaking in would have been possible, I reckon, if I had been so inclined...

On a side note, a similar theme which occured to me was dressing up as somebody else's username, or a character off one of the Camelot/Foxy Manor/Balywanti series. Bags me get "Demon Drawer" {pair of devil horns and one of those stupidly large pencils: sorted!}

Hehehe!
I wonder who I should come as then... although fancy dress may be tricky to explain to the customs men who invariably seem to think I'm a criminal as the alarm bells always sound when I go through the checkpoint place!
Maybe I'll just impersonate a Post Reporter!

shazz

Of course, if you do come sporting a goatee, you won't look a thing like me. I've had a full beard for about a month now.

Got bored of shaving.

Of course you could just ask me to unsubscribe him, it might be a tad easier than going through the whole mission impossible thingy, though possibly not quite as much fun...

What an excellent idea Peta

Hmmm... a full beard would involve more spirit gum wouldn't it!

shazz

And of course if he's listening in to this conversation, then he might well shave it off on the day, just to fox you all...

That's OK: we can bring a black permanent marker and put it back on again...

Hehehehe!!!
Now THERE's an idea!!!

shazz

*envisions a whole room full of people with various states of facial hair saying 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you'*

Hahahahaha!
We better all start practising then!

shazz

And just to add to the confusion, I'll unsubscribe and promise not to read this thread before the party.

I'll just sit here and worry...

*unsubscribes*

Ah - I can imagine it now.

"Can you get me a beer, while you're up?"
- "We'll implement your suggestion when we have more resources..."

Indeed

Which way to the toilets?

That is still under review... you should receive a reply in a day or so!

shazz

And I've just checked - Peta is unsubscribed too...

*rubs hands in an evil manner*

So now we just need to invite all the other party goers in here for their suggestions eh?

shazz

'is duly advertised...

I saw

I wonder if Ashley will do his Anne Robinson Impression again... spooky or what!

shazz