A Conversation for The King 2legs campaign Head quarters for the Monster Raving Badger Party

Policies on evil gnomery

Post 1

Nebulaman. Giant Bee! Your luvverleee!

What are you going to do with Buckenham. Surely there are weapons of mass gnomery? You don't need a smoking fishing rod to know the evil girns contained within!


Policies on evil gnomery

Post 2

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

WE shall open peace talks with the evil gnomes and the gnoery, and if that doesn't work we'l flattern the place with giant blue stiltons!


Policies on evil gnomery

Post 3

Nebulaman. Giant Bee! Your luvverleee!

You cannot talk with such evil girns! They should be squashed in their toadstools! Bring democracy and small horses to Buckenham!


Policies on evil gnomery

Post 4

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

We pledge to bring democracy and small horses to Buckenham


Policies on evil gnomery

Post 5

Nebulaman. Giant Bee! Your luvverleee!

Micheal Fish said he would flatten Buckenham and all the evil gnomery in a hurricane!


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