h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am feeling extremely insulted. One of the candidates has been very enthusiastic about trying to gain my support. That's not the insulting bit. That's the flattering bit. The insulting bit is that no one else has been kissing my hand and shaking my baby. What kind of campaign are all of you but one running, anyway?

corrupt ones mainly from wot I can tell

I would ask that individuals posting please indicate their affiliations that I may keep score.

floating but leaning hard towards "Clive & the Thingites" and "Hypatia & the Ozarkers"

Ah. So another uncommitted.

a committed uncommitted who should be committed

Would you commit yourself to that?

I'm afraid I am committed to being uncommited about being a committed uncommitted who should be committed

If you're concerned about the need to smash the 2legs hegemony, there's really only one sensible choice. Vote Reddyfreddy A5656124

You'll see from our campign page that we have a range of significant and radical policies: our tax-plans are in the pipeline (we've already settled on a level of -tax that is realistic and, well, barely noticeable in fact). Plans to reverse global warming look likely in the very near future.

Come with us Anhaga. Be part of the dream, all you floating voters. Have a say in the future. Vote Reddyfreddy.

clive is promising free s for the masses

And Hypatia is really outstandingly great.

Oi! No campaigning unless I get to do some!

PS vote for me cos I've got the best drinks and party food - and the rest of the candidates smell

Vote for me or don't vote for me. The choice will become most clear in nature I should imagine following the upcoming campaign blitz of the H2G2 post, where each party/candidate, will write a piece for the post to do with their campaign. I've written mine, and though I do not wish to give away the details, I can but mention that it is mainly about socks.

But you're king! You can have both!

Have both of what?

Yes! That's right!

Well, it's not fair for you to run for Prez if you're already king.

Yeah! Resign! Resign!

My subliminaal indigo newsprint hat, renders yet more cataclismic fruit events, like precipitation renders whole bread blue, or ocean renders pavement too, more of less, but less of more, not yet time for me to take to the door.