The Sacred Order of Phophetic 4ool2

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This space is currently under construction so only the barest description will be provided at this time and I just got a newsmiley - bunny so it'll take even longer!

We Have The 4n2wer

For the True Believer in the Question to the Answer

A figure, praying peacefully in a darkened room.

What are we going on about?
We are the High 4rie2ts and True Believers of the great prophecy of "xx++--". If your U# can be manipulated to equal 42 by using xx++--, in that order, you can qualify to become a 4rie2t in our order! (We also recognize other patterns in your 42ism and are open to suggestions for official titles and patterns.) If your 42ism cannot be obtained in that way but you believe in the Great Prophecy and the coming of the Chosen One you can become a Page.

More information on the Prophecy and Chosen One is coming soon! If you would like to be made aware of this clubs official opening please post to the conversation below called "Let Me Know!"(Or if you don't feel like scrolling down just click on the link.)

Who are we?
fundamentallyflawed : Supreme Keeper of the Sacred Space of Prophetic 4ool2
firey_opaleye : 4ooli2h Scholar of the Sacred Order of Prophetic 4ool2
bedmechanic : High Priest of the Sacred Order of Prophetic 4ool2

smiley - bookThe Prophecy:

1.smiley - peacedoveThere shall be 42 points to the Prophecy.

2. The High 4rie2ts shall equal 42 by xx++-- and this shall be the smiley - discoHoly Equation.

3.smiley - scientistYea, and 3 is the number that cometh between 4 and 2 and so shall be the number of High 4rie2ts.

4.smiley - zenThe Chosen Onesmiley - zen shall equal 42 by both xx++-- and --++xx.

5. He/she shall provide the ultimate questionsmiley - huh to the ultimate answer.smiley - eureka

6. All must believe that the given question is the smiley - starTruesmiley - star question.

7.smiley - skullNon-believers shall perish in the wake of the Chosen One.smiley - skull

8. The Degree of Holinesssmiley - angel of researchers shall be determined by patterns in their 42ism.

9. All patterns shall be held in smiley - cheeruphigh regard.

10. All who believe in the Prophecy are holy and will be saved when the Chosen One appears.smiley - cracker

11. There will be free smiley - tomatoes for believers to chuck at non-believers.

12. There will be free

smiley - teasmiley - coffeesmiley - bubblysmiley - alesmiley - ojsmiley - cidersmiley - stoutsmiley - redwinesmiley - stiffdrinksmiley - milk
smiley - strawberriessmiley - strawberrysmiley - cakesmiley - chocsmiley - burgersmiley - cheesecakesmiley - crispssmiley - donutsmiley - flansmiley - hotdogsmiley - popcornsmiley - corncobsmiley - toffeeapplesmiley - porkpiesmiley - cupcake
for believers.

13. Visiting non-believers will be supplied with smiley - empty and maybe some smiley - cappuccino... if they're lucky.

The Prophecy is a work in progress and we are constanly discovering new "solid facts" regarding it.
Please let us know of any information you feel is relevant.


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