What is a Cybiko?

A Cybiko, in short, is a portable gaming device that needs no cables for head-to-head play. It is advertised as having wireless chat and email; while technically true, it isn't really that impressive. No cellular air-time charges are involved, but it is therefore limited to a broadcast and recieve range of 300 feet- and that's in optimal conditions. It's indoor broadcast range is 150 feet. This DOES allow you to communicate through walls... or across an American footbal field. ¹ The advertisement on the box that a new game is released daily is true. ²

Cybiko is made by a private company called, logically enough, Cybiko Inc. You have your choice of colors³ ranging from Backstreet Black⁴ to Magic Clear, which is simply usage of transparent plastic as the casing. Cybiko is basically a game-based PDA aimed at teens.

Why Bother With a Cybiko?

A Cybiko, while of limited wireless functionality, is really quite fun to play with. Even though the games that are usually released have little to zero play value⁵, there are still some really good ones out there⁶. A Cybiko is not as convinient to carry around as one would be lead to believe- while I am unsure of it's exact weight, try picking up half of a portable CD player and you have the approximate weight. It is five inches long and about three and a half inches wide.

A program that is not included with the device and must be downloaded off of the Internet is the only way for new programs to be added to the could-be-more-user-friendly device. The connector cable is serial, not USB, ensuring overloaded computers everywhere. A special switcher may be nessecary so one can attatch multiple devices to the same port; since the serial port is the most commonly used port, many find this necessary.

Rumors state that the Cybiko Two will have a color screen, however, these rumors are unfounded and the current models are not equipped with this, or with a power switch. The power switch is the ESC key which must be held for five seconds to power off, but will turn on at a touch, ensuring dead batteries from it getting turned on in a pocket.

The battery life of ten hours of play is assuming that the sound, antenna, and vibrator are all off. The free memory is a limited 400 KB or so. To check your email, you have to connect it to your computer... the wireless part, while what is mostly advertised, is not the main part of it.

There Are Good Points, Too

Several bad points aside, consider the fact that there aren't many devices where you can play DOOM⁷ on the go, with up to eight people in the same maze. It is good to keep a grocery list on; there is even a program for that. And even though the keys on it's minature QWERTY keyboard are almost unpressable, this is made easy by the virtue of a stylus for pushing buttons on this non-touch-screen device.

Fortunately, the arrow keys are in a very easy-to-use control pad with five buttons next to it for very good game control. SOME of the games are quite addictive, and the author is still enjoying his Cybiko months after purchase.

You can check your email wirelessly if you walk within 150 feet of a "CyWIG⁸," or if someone sends an email cybiko-to-cybiko and the two units become within 150 feet of each other, so it does indeed have IM features. Sadly, your IM address, and your default email address, are both your impossible-to-remember serial number.

Cybiko comes with one of the best virtual-pet style programs there is. Virtual pet is actually a little misleading; Cybiko calls it a "simulation of life-" which is also a little misleading. Basically, "CyLandia" is a virtual pet that can learn to do things for itself, has to get a job, you have to buy everything, and has a stock market. It's kinda like a "pre-life" for teens who aren't on their own yet; this is more of a warning of what's coming... while extremely fun, you better start it on a weekend as the two-day baby stage hasn't learned how to do a lot yet.

Everything Has A Cost

Sadly, very few things in life are ever free. This is no exception. If you want a Cybiko, be prepared to shell out over $100.00⁹ for it. Since the on-machine memory and Flash-based storage space is badly limited, you may also choose to purchase an additional accessory that increases the device's storage capability.

Known Bugs

Nothing's perfect. Even if it's from the company that made the device.

Do not use:
-CyBank
-Action Checkers
-Probably a zillion more that I haven't tried yet

Fortunately, a program that resets your Cybiko to how it was when it first came out of the box is available, and it always works since it's on your computer¹⁰.

Final Note