h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Insightfully Meaningless Writings of Random Specificity #5

Yet again, I sit here staring at my display, cursing this darn cursor for it's incessant blink-blink-blinking at me to no end. I look away and try to catch it resting on it's laurels, not blinking, and what do I find . . .it blinks . . . I do it again . . .it blinks . . .again . . .blinks . . .then I think perhaps if I was to blink with it . . .and alas . . .it still blinks.
What to write about today . . .blink . . . damn. . Blink . . .stop it . . . blink . . .fine blink then . . .blink . . .twit.
Sorry, I must regress . . .write-write-write.
Blink
All right, now listen
Blink
Stop it
Why must you insist on blinking at me?
Blink
What have I ever done to you?
Blink
Now you can't blame that on me! I was only 20 and it was a brother word processor.
Blink
Now that's uncalled for!
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Listen if you have a problem
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Don't interrupt me, I was only saying
Blink
Dammit
Blink
Listen there is no need to be rude. We can work this out.
Blink
Now there is no need to bring mothers into this
Blink
Oh and the Father thing is not necessary.
Blink
You want me to what with a . . . .oh nasty!
Blink
What . . .
Blink
What are you?
Blink
Why must you?
Blink
Stop
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There, reader that is over and now I can
Blink
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Twit.

Well, researchers . . .blink . . .my. . .@#$*ing cursor doesn't. . .blink. . . .keep it up you. . .blink. . .anyway, my cursor doesn't seem to want me to convey any . . .blink. . . stop it already. . .messages of any importance or lack there of. . .blink. . .you really don't need to be saying that. . .anyhow. . . fellow researchers Godspeed and take care. I look forward to hearing about all of your misadventures.

Blink