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Ode to Cats

Stealthily stalking

Or gingerly walking

Cavernously yawning

Or playfully fawning

A near perfect design

The mischievous feline

Loudly yowling

With belly growling

Tail flicking

And ears a pricking

Nowhere is an animal so fine

As the remarkably bewhiskered, attentive feline

Distinctly aloof

One hundred percent proof

Cruel by trait

With patience to wait

Foe of both mouse and rat

The ever watchful and pretentious cat

Decadently debonair

Invariably aware

With claws sheathed

Extended when peeved

Asleep on bed, cushion or mat

The wonderfully slothful, hypnotic cat


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