h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*jack falls over and starts dreaming of syd barratt.....*

*starts to hum in angel like voice...'us and them' (pf)*

maybe she has a talent after all.....

~dunky sits and waits~

*jack opens one eye*
s at Dunky.....
what can I do for you?......es
*and looks up through her eyelashes at dunky*

dyou want one of my s? I brough them for my lunch but I've got a spare....

Thanks, I'd love a .

Careful, you've just appeared on my list for a hangover later. But I'll just sort that out

~dunky rubs out Jack's name~

There, all done.

i dont mind being on oyur list.....It seems I must have been on it since at least september........
*sits cross legged and snaps fingers.........a new bass appears from no-where.....what shall we play?.....
.....bet you didn't know i was magic?


J

How about baa baa black sheep?

~dunky snaps fingers acoustic guitar appears~

Ready when you are...

*jack broadly...*
What about she was just seventeen...Lennon/McCartney...its one of my favourites?....
*jack checks her bass is in tune*....
ready?

~Dunky gets comfy~

yeah, I think so. You lead

*jack leads beautifully...(well as beautifully as poss when playing a bass line*

*pause for a second and clicks her fingers .....Dunky finds himself sitting on a very comfortable giant bluecorduroy been bag....Jack has A marron one....*

Better?

you singing or am I??????

~settling down into bean bag~

Corduroy, mmmm. Much better. You'd better sing. I sound like a frog in a blender!

~two huge glasses of vodka and orange with straws appear~

That's what was missing!

two little umbrellas appear in the glasses

O.K......
She was just seventeen....
you know what I mean.....
And the way she looked,
was just beyond compare....etc...

*Jack giggles and throws her legs in the air...*

what else shall we play?

*she puts her empty glass down and snaps her fingers...
two junebugs complete with star fruit slices appear hovering in mid air in front of each of them*

Your choice of soung now D

Aha! More drinks, yay!!

I have the perfect one for in here, 'Butterfly Stroke' by Mudhoney

Anything is possible
Anything is possible
Believe in a wish and it'll come true
Everything is delightful
There's nothing frightful
In a piece of a world
where we make our own rules, etc.

how about something in the way she moves....again L/Mc

But a beautiful song....
*snaps finger another accoustic appears...*
I'll play rhythm if you play lead....itll sound better than my bass

*finishes june bug and sucks an ice cube while mindlessly tuneing her guitar*

Oops, sorry! RL calls. Time to go, back tomorrow!

~dunky staggers out of the TMC~

Uuurrrrrpppp!

::Comes in, catches Dunky's guitar::
Hey, Jack::Tuning::If you'veed them up, couldn't you gettem tuned already?
:: A fret appears between Elly's teeth::
::Takes fret::
Shall we?

~Dunky walks carefully back in~

aah, I think I just visited myself with a hangover. Bag of ice anywhere?

*jack clicks her fingers and....<magic. a nice hot cup of appears for poor old dunky and his *

Full of the joys of spring this afternoon arent you?...

you know the best thing is just to keep drinking.....thats what is getting me through uni.....in 3 yrs time ill have one hell of a headache...

agcJ

*jack leaves again*
The pub is calling......
take care....



*puff of smoke and jack is gone*

If the pub is calling, you must go! Have more than a few for me, I'll remember you when I'm in the pub tonight

Remember, if your back's cold and all you can see is stars, you're probably on the ground looking at the sky...

See you soon,

So these are drunk lines?
Hi Dunky! Long time no see...
How are you?