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You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Mar 30, 2003
When you write essays anq quote h2g2 researchers as sources...
...and the profs don't notice!
You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 2, 2003
When you start a dumb thread like "Four word postings only!" and it gets over 1400 posts in its first week... 
(F19585?thread=260373)
You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 2, 2003
That's just plain wierd!
You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 2, 2003
Aargh! Not here too!
You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 5, 2003
Oh no, not again!
You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | Posted Apr 5, 2003
... rhen your threads are copy cated!
You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
Vip Posted Apr 6, 2003
I thought I'd already posted this one, but hey, I'll do it again... 
When you drop researchers' names in to RL conversations- and people don't bat an eyelid anymore!
You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
Zak T Duck Posted Apr 6, 2003
I've been doing that for years and only just realised when you mentioned it. 
You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
Vip Posted Apr 6, 2003
I only realised when Sargeant Mushroom made a post earlier!
You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
The cat in the hat (Armoire of Missing Persons) A 1001% Xcentric United Friend Posted Apr 6, 2003
...you switch from Goo to Alabaster, because it's gone too dark to see the keyboard, and the light switch is all the way over there!!
The 
You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
Zak T Duck Posted Apr 6, 2003
...you've spent so much time chatting on hootoo that you've learnt to touchtype without realising. 
You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 6, 2003
, in those circumstances, I just put something bright up on my second monitor. 
You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
The cat in the hat (Armoire of Missing Persons) A 1001% Xcentric United Friend Posted Apr 6, 2003
pete, is the "something bright on your other monitor", your other account, the one that uses Alabaster
You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 6, 2003
Nope, it's my "DigiGuide" TV guide, in the "Yellow Pages" skin. 
I also have a low power (5 Watt) desk lamp illuminating my keyboard; I can't touch-type... 
You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 6, 2003
When you hootoo in from of your parents, they thinking you are doing homework.
You know you're a h2g2 addict when.....
The cat in the hat (Armoire of Missing Persons) A 1001% Xcentric United Friend Posted Apr 7, 2003
...you ask the moderators to check your homework
You know you're a h2g2 addict when you ask the moderators to...
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 8, 2003
...you ask the moderators to watch your flat while you're gone for the weekend.
You know you're a h2g2 addict when you ask the moderators to...
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Apr 8, 2003
...the moderators ask you to watch *their* flat while *they* are away for the weekend... 
You know you're a h2g2 addict when you ask the moderators to...
Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Apr 9, 2003
...you ask the moderators to button up the back of your dress.
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- 5501: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Mar 30, 2003)
- 5502: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 2, 2003)
- 5503: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 2, 2003)
- 5504: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 2, 2003)
- 5505: Z (Apr 5, 2003)
- 5506: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 5, 2003)
- 5507: pheloxi | is it time to wear a hat? | (Apr 5, 2003)
- 5508: Vip (Apr 6, 2003)
- 5509: Zak T Duck (Apr 6, 2003)
- 5510: Vip (Apr 6, 2003)
- 5511: The cat in the hat (Armoire of Missing Persons) A 1001% Xcentric United Friend (Apr 6, 2003)
- 5512: Zak T Duck (Apr 6, 2003)
- 5513: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 6, 2003)
- 5514: The cat in the hat (Armoire of Missing Persons) A 1001% Xcentric United Friend (Apr 6, 2003)
- 5515: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 6, 2003)
- 5516: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 6, 2003)
- 5517: The cat in the hat (Armoire of Missing Persons) A 1001% Xcentric United Friend (Apr 7, 2003)
- 5518: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 8, 2003)
- 5519: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Apr 8, 2003)
- 5520: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Apr 9, 2003)
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