A Conversation for Seven of Nine's Tent

Sidney Kidney

Post 1

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

~places Sidney Kidney down very carefully on some silk cushions~
Do you prefer black grapes, or green ones, Sid?
Red wine or sparkling white?
~starts running bathwater~


Sidney Kidney

Post 2

Dancing Ermine

*Follows Seven of Nine in*

You did send an invite smiley - winkeye

Like what you've done to the place smiley - cool


Sidney Kidney

Post 3

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

~looks around~
Would you please start your own thread?
Or would you prefer to share me with Sid?


Sidney Kidney

Post 4

Dancing Ermine

I'm just over there *points* http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/F64922?thread=105588&post=884337


Sidney Kidney

Post 5

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

~turns off bathwater~
~starts undressing Sid~


Sidney Kidney

Post 6

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Oh my! oh my oh my oh my!!! smiley - blush

Will you be joining me Seven? smiley - winkeye
smiley - cool


Sidney Kidney

Post 7

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

*pops a grape into Sevens mouth*

May I pour your wine?


Sidney Kidney

Post 8

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

~places a grape into Sid's mouth~
I will pour the wine...
Now, are you comfortable?
Are you warm enough?
Then we will begin.
It is important that you make the sounds that you are feeling, Sid.
~switches on video & recording equipment~
Ready?
~pours scented shower gel onto hands~
~starts to massage Sid's shoulders~


Sidney Kidney

Post 9

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Mmmmmmmm....

Owwwwww Mmmmmmm......

(Thinks to himself)*I hope thats Hypo-alergenic shower gel*

*looks directly into the camera*

Whoooooo sweetie!!!smiley - winkeye


Sidney Kidney

Post 10

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Owwwwwwwwwsmiley - sadface

The bath water gone cold, I'm all wrinkly and the grapes have got fur on themsmiley - sadface

Why doe it always happen to me!!!!!

smiley - cool


Sidney Kidney

Post 11

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

~runs a fresh bath~
Sid, would you like to join me in here?
~flutters eyelashes, Galaxy babe-style~


Sidney Kidney

Post 12

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

Yes!
*cheeky grin*
smiley - cool


Sidney Kidney

Post 13

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

*soaps Sid all over*
You are a fine specimen of a human male, Sidney.
Would you like to wash my back now?


Sidney Kidney

Post 14

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

Oh, that is *so* nice.smiley - blush


Sidney Kidney

Post 15

Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den

*gently soaps St.Sevens silky soft back*

Feels good aye Seven!.... ya know... I'm well practised in other parts as well! smiley - winkeye

Not only that, but I'll even rinse the bath out for you afterwars while your relaxing in a warm fluffy bathrobe painting your toenail (or what ever it is you women do!!!)smiley - cool


Sidney Kidney

Post 16

Seven of Nine [(1x52)-2-8]x1=42!

smiley - loveblush
You spoil me, Sid.
smiley - wow


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