# Just for Fun

I watched a program on television on Sunday Night, it was called 'The Dave Gorman Collection'. Basically the premiss of the show is for the presenter, Dave Gorman, to find 50 other people also called Dave Gorman. Besides being very funny, which it is, it also made me wonder how many other Greebo T. Cat's there are out there.

So if your name is the same as mine, then send me an E-mail and tell me, the address is at the bottom of the page.

#### IT'S A WRAP

The weekly movie quiz for all you film buffs out there...answers, as usual, in next weeks 'The Post'.

X-MEN

X-traordinary
1. Who plays Professor Xavier?
2. Which X-man releases bolts of energy from his eyes?
3. Who directed the film?
4. Halle Berry is which X-Man?
5. In the film, Rogue is seen taking on the powers of 2 X-Men. One of these is Wolverine, who is the other?

#### JOKE OF THE WEEK

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him £50."

The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him £100."

Little Greebo says, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!"

#### GET YOUR THINKING CAP ON

A new section for 'Just For Fun'. A question wil be set every week for you all to try and answer. The question will be a mind-bending puzzle, and the answer will be given next week.

The question:-
What do you get if you divide 40 by half and add 10 to the result?

#### FUN ON H2G2

I enjoy browsing pages on H2G2, so I thought that I would bring your attention to some of the fun researcher written pages I have come across on my travels.

My eyes watered when me read this informative article by LukeCubed. Cunningly entitled, 'Removal of Certain Male Organs from the Zipper', this Guide entry is one to not miss out on.

#### THE OCCASIONAL BIT OF FUN

Don't worry about the odd title, this is just a little irregular section which I will include in 'Just For Fun', when I see something that tickles my fancy.

THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:

If one of these belongs to you, please shout very loudly, "It was 'Just For Fun'".

Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.

Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillars.
The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation.

The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.
Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.

When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier.
For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth.

To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

#### NAME THAT SONG

Each week I will print a quote from a song, all you have to do is guess the title of the song and who sang it.

This weeks quote:-

'You thought I wouldn't sell without you. Sold 9 million.'

It's A Wrap

WILD WILD WEST

1. What is the name of Will Smith's character?
Jim West
2. In what image does the evil Dr. Arliss Loveless create his monster killing machine?
A Spider
3. Who directed the film?
Barry Sonnenfeld
4. Who sang the song 'Wild Wild West'?
Will Smith
5. Which actor plays the evil baddie?
Kenneth Branagh

Get You Thinking Cap On

Q. How many peas are there in a pod?

A. 1 'P' in, A Pod

Name That Song

Grease Lightening by John Travolta

#### AND FINALLY

Send your jokes, letters and anything else to me here:-
Greebo T. Cat

Please Write 'JUST FOR FUN' in the Subject Line, or your letter may be overlooked.

Thanks again everyone...

Greebs

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