h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ok, lets play "something I found after the longest time....".

Who's lost something for so long they forgot they had it? What was it amd where did you find it? And what did you do with it when you found it - was it so old you didn't want it anymore?

Wll, just so happens I've found a REALLY old Ravioli last night in my kitchen.
It was pretty plastic and discusting and I threw it away...
Another time I've already bought shirts to replace those I've "lost", just to find out I have too many shirts!!

Elly

At least you didn't eat the ravioli! That would have been toooooo gross. Personally I am still waiting for the reappearance of my embroidery hoop. I bought 2 others to replace it, but I've lost those as well. And it's not like I've taken them out of the house, because I haven't.

Sigh

I can give you mine, they're the most useless things I've ever got...

I think maybe mine are making a nest somewhere. Come summer, I could have a whole host of baby embroidery hoops cluttering up the place!


Seriously, though, I know they're in here somewhere, it's just a case of finding them. We're getting better, though, we're gradually sorting things out. Sometimes we can see the floor in the living room for a whole day! Not that that's anything to shout about, since the carpet was left behind by the previous occupants.....

Floor? What's a floor?

The floor is that thing without which your possesions would be sitting on a pile of mud. It keeps the mess dry.

Unless, of course, you live in a mud hut, in which case the floor is that part of the house which was there before you started building.

Oh THAT's a floor! Yes, I think we used to have one when I came to live here, but now it's gone!

Yes, all floors have Stealth capability. They are the unsung heroes of buildings - they do their job silently and without thanks.

theres always those millions of things you find when cleaning the home. you plan on getting rid of all the stuff you dont use to make room for more stuff only to find all the stuff you have been looking for!

I wish it worked like that in our house. We're gradually working our way through and getting rid of stuff that we don't any more, and the mess is gradually getting less, but none of the things that we have lost has turned up yet. It's very intriguing.

Maybe the... Floor, you called it? Maybe it took them!

Maybe the... Floor, you called it? Maybe it took them!

The only bit of floor that eats things is the under the bed, and I don't think he ate them because I didn't hear him burping in the night.

Ah... I see.

Ah... I see.

How are you feeling today?

Personally I'm glad its Friday. This afternoon must have been the longest one in history and its still not time to go home. I think this calls for a pitstop at the supermarket on the way home to buy some emergency supplies

Just that picture of makes me sick, and I'm a chocoholic!

This is worse- I felt better all day- and now I;m again!
When's it going to stop?!