How to tell when you're drunk
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
Sometimes it is very hard to tell when you are actually drunk, so here are so guidelines:
When you feel like the world is moving underneath you: Not you over it,
When your arms feel so heavy that you can't lift another pint to your mouth,
If the world starts spinning faster than usual,
If looking at your shoes results in a close study of the pavement,
If you can't remember WHICH pub you're in,
When you find you are incapable of using a phone or other standard piece of equipment,
If standing up without your mate's help seems like an achievement,
or ANOTHER beer misses your mouth...
You're drunk.
When you feel like the world is moving underneath you: Not you over it,
When your arms feel so heavy that you can't lift another pint to your mouth,
If the world starts spinning faster than usual,
If looking at your shoes results in a close study of the pavement,
If you can't remember WHICH pub you're in,
When you find you are incapable of using a phone or other standard piece of equipment,
If standing up without your mate's help seems like an achievement,
or ANOTHER beer misses your mouth...
You're drunk.
