A Conversation for Zaphodistas' Song Contest

Zaphodista March

Post 1

Twenty-First Century Schizoid Man

To the tune of "Battle Hymn (of the Republic)

I was on h2g2, just yesterday,
Noticed something was missing,
Something wasn't there,
I inve-estigated, realized
The awful truth,
'Twas removed by moderator.

Sorry, sorry,
Ca-an't let that go,
Sorry, sorry,
You can't do that,
Sorry, sorry,
Must remove that,
We can't let you march on..

You-ou ju-ust try to stop us,
You-ou ca-an ju-ust watch us,
You just try-y asterisking us,
The Zaphoda's marching on...

So I searched for so-omethi-ing I could do,
Found out abou-out the Zaphoda,
Proudly donned the goo beret,
Became Zaphodista,
The Zaphoda's marching on!


Zaphodista March

Post 2

Twenty-First Century Schizoid Man

This is the wrong one. Go look at one of the others.


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