h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Do you see that as a problem<?>

Isn't it in the rules somewhere<?>

Isn't it better than staring at the tube mindlessly?
Have I even read the rules?
Did I mention that I'm back?

Didn't you *ahem* read the rules before you *ahem* agreed to them<?>

Are you referring to that bit where I promised to give away the first million dollars of my fortune to the BBC?
Should I not have signed that?
Did I miss any other good bits?

Wasn't there something about your first born child<?>

Will they make him/her become a moderator<?>

Is that something like Rumpelstilskin wanting to turn the girls first born child into a little woodsperson?

Wouldn't "Rumplemoderator" be an interesting short story for the post?

Are you volunteering<?>

Does it matter that I've already promised my firstborn child to the telco?
Am I alone in thinking a Rumplemoderator short could indeed be a great thing?
How do I write for the post anyway?
What would I write about?
Am I babbling?

Do you think we mind if you babble<?>

how do you write for the post<?>

Is it sad that this is the most entertaining thing I've done in days?
Did that come across as complaining?
Can I reassure you that I'm not?

Would you rather write the Rumplemoderator story, Kate?

Have you not done much the last few days then<?>

So do you want <>?

Are we really only 49 posts from 1000<?>

should I make that 47<?>

Er do you trust my writing abilities?
Do you realize I'm insane?
Can you take the olives out of the ?

You mean like this<?>

*passes *

Whould you rather I write it then?

Maybe we could both write one?
Would we compare them after and see which we like more?
Did I mention I've already started to give it a go?
Does it show that I've nothing to do?

On whose personal space should we write the story together?

Isn't this starting to sound kind of romantic<?>

What should the reasercher's name and task be?