h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Did someone forget to send out the scripts for the questions only thread again ?

there are scripts

was it not Tonto who used to send us out the scripts each month for the questions threads?

did he go get us new ones then?

Have you seen tonto recently? Has he left HooToo?

would i ask if i knew?

am I supposed to know if you know<?>

am i supposed to know, if you don't?

Shoudl I know what it is that I'm ment to know or what it is that your ment to know <?>
Are we in some kind of supersilious state of extreme not knowingness <?>

would i even know how to answer this question here if i knew what it was?

Is there a gibberish to mouse dictionary around here somewhere?

isn't mouse one of the many languages i can keep absolutely quiet in?

Aren't there a lot of those for all of us?

And why are people suddenly calling me "Anonymouse" again, instead of just " 'Nonnie "

Do we really look like the kind of people who would know the answer to that kind of question <?>

do we look like we are trying to keep up appearances?

Don't we appear to be failing?

Hasn't my appearance been failing consistantly since 1976?

isn't my appearance nothing but a fake copy of a spoof?

Does my appearance hide the fact that I am the scarlet pimpanel?

doesn't your appearance do a wonderful job?