h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Does it look like I am<?>

If s/he squeaks when you prod him/her, would that answer your question?

Who's getting prodded, here<?>

Why not check the backlog?

Are you using expert mode?

Would you not find the answer to your question much faster if you were?

Do I look like an expert<?>

Have you noticed that "no no no" has been silent for the last 44 minutes?

How do I know?

Well if you look, guess who was the last person to post there?

Sorry, twas me, will you forgive me?

Might we forgive you if post a lot more here<?>

Does my record in the early years (6,000 - 11,000) not stand for itself?

Isn't that good enough for me<?>

But will you forgive me all over again if I drop out for a while?

Surely you will understand that it is 2:30am now and I need a little sleep?

Ah...Well...I guess everyone can't stay up till five in the morning, can they<?>

Are there not time zones around the world to carry on?

And does not h2g2 have researchers in many of them?

Is this not true<?>

Why are they not posting<?>