My funny poem
Created | Updated May 18, 2009
You want me to be funny? Well
That's really not my style!
I'd rather eat a plate of worms
or run a freakin' mile
I'm not the next T Prachett
or our much-missed DNA
so I'll scribble down some doggerel
and hope it rhymes OK
Perhaps I'll write that sitcom
That's been simmering a while
It's called "Now who'd she marry?"
Guaranteed to raise a smile!
But a screenplay's far too tricky
without some AViation
I need to write what can be read
on any PC station
My fellow stretcherinos
are talented and clever
but I'm still waiting for my Muse
I could be here forever!
My nephew's goats are funny
perhaps I'll be inspired
What gets my goat - a goatherd!
One-liners, quickly fired
Could be my source material
If only I could recall
The funny ones I heard last week
On a radio comedy sequel
What's a Hindu? Lays eggs.
My dog's got no nose
How does he smell? Terrible!
I need some more like those.
Velcro-what a rip-off!
I'm a kleptomaniac
But I'm taking something for it
As we say here "Thon's quare crack!"
