Marketing
Created | Updated Apr 12, 2002
The root of all evil. Everything bad. The black. The death of goodness. The devil's department.
The part of a company that simultaneously takes other people's ideas and rubbishes them, and promotes their own poorly planned irrational thoughts as part of the divine and infinite.
Marketing departments are responsible for advertising - a crime deserving of a punishment involving three angry mink, lycra shorts and genetalia.