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Warning for all Earth 'Supermarket' Users

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shrinkwrapped

Here is some simple advice that many casual Earth Supermarket users often neglect: if it smells funny, IT REALLY ISN'T a good idea to eat it. Or buy it. Or even go near it. If it has a beard - or attempts to prowl on smaller substances than itself, a full biohazard suit should be warn if direct contact is required.

Biohazard suits can be obtained via Ubernoodle Enterprises - all major credit cards accepted. Except for American Express.


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