ScARFACE - 13 August 2005
Created | Updated Aug 14, 2005
| 1314: | Good time to start! fords and EV find Jamie propping up the bar. |
| 1320: | Munchkin arrives and assumes the position for the bar. |
| 1323: | Zagreb arrives. |
| 1325: | fords may have caught something off Frank Hovis. |
| 1335: | Food? |
| 1337: | Japanese women are hairier than the men. Apparently. |
| 1338: | Zagreb says something derogatory about people from The Yemen. |
| 1355: | Ku'Reshtin arrives. |
| 1356: | Ku' accosts a random lady and requests her chair. |
| 1500: | Some stuff happened. |
| 1505: | EV's fan club crowds around. EV: "Either ask for my autograph or piss off!" |
| 1506: | fords spots odd looking black bits in her orange juice. If she'd been drinking alcohol it would have killed them off. |
| 1510: | First slagging of MJ Simpson. |
| 1515: | Continued slagging of MJ Simpson. |
| 1540: | The What Time Will DD and FC Turn Up? game starts. |
| 1545: | fords starts popping pills. |
| 1548: | The new Pope looks "shifty". |
| 1600: | Political discussion; when DD turns up he'll have nothing to talk about. |
| 1630: | DD and FC turn up! Ku' wins. |
| 1655: | Munchkin on move. Zagreb: "English is derived from German". |
| 1703: | Mina kills conversation shock!! |
| 1728: | Conversation takes an unforeseen Harry Potter turn. |
| 1746: | Interspecies relations and Bluejacking. |
| 1750: | FC's bro turns up. |
| 1755: | fords starts taking random photos. |
| 1812: | FC's bro organises the official SRG T-shirts. |
| 1851: | Bohemian Rhapsody breaks out. |
| 1855: | The h2g2 Wife Swapping Club is formed. |
| 1856: | Wumbie arrives. Tone immediately lowered. |
| 1905: | Discussions about "Foxie" carry on. |
| 1925: | Yarr! |
| 1926: | Marvin the meet robot kept away from Wumbie. |
| 1950: | fords can smell sweaty socks as some old women walk past... |
| 1951: | Bohemian Rhapsody revised. |
| 1955: | Nobody talking to fords so she decides to write this entry to look busy. |
| 1957: | Wumbie returns with Ann Summers brochure. |
| 1959: | Ann Summers ripped to shreds. |
| 2000: | Origami naughtiness. |
| 2010: | Politics breaks out again. Other end of the table starts to chant "bo-ring!". |
| 2014: | Pissing against a certain researcher nobody likes. |
| 2015: | Fourth Surf n' Turf Ordered |
| 2016: | Fourth Surf n' Turf taken back. |
| 2017: | Wumbie massages his nipple. |
| 2018: | EV has to explain 'vinegar strokes' to fords. |
| 2025: | Who wants to see Wumbie dress up as a cheerleader? Nobody? Sure? |
| 2026: | EV has resorted to drinking Stella through a straw but FC drinks it for him. Chug! Chug! |
| 2027: | It only took three goes to drink a pint through a straw. |
| 2030: | FC dreams of Ku'. |
| 2031: | FC is pished. |
| 2032: | Ku' downs pint with straw in eight seconds. |
| 2035: | Fire in the disco! |
| 2036: | Ku' and fords play Stopit and Tidyup. DD has f**ked off. |
| 2038: | DD comes back. |
| 2042: | Polyfimosis? |
| 2043: | Wumbie: "We're all greedy basturts". |
| 2105: | Ice fight breaks out. |
| 2110: | Let's all play at table bashing! |
| 2115: | fords not allowed to set fire to Ann Summers. |
| 2117: | Ku' is not related to Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. |
| 2145: | Gang arrives at Psycho Chicken's place. |
| 2205: | Psycho Chicken asks if he'll be mentioned in the log. The anser is yes! |
| 2243: | fords and Ku' come up with ingenious way of making a fortune. |
| 2246: | EV is getting old and can't keep up. |
| 2301: | Discussion erupts over whether Prince has a lot of women bouncing up and down on him. |
| 2304: | Zagreb admits that he'd consider shagging Prince. |
| 2306: | DD calls Zantic "clucky". |
| 2328: | Vikings RULED!! |
| 0035: | Depeche Mode sang about "personal cheeses". |
