Agony Aunt
Created | Updated Jun 21, 2003
Dear AA,
I have recently come into a small inheritance and would like to share it with my nearest and dearest. Unfortunately I don't seem to have any!
Do you have any suggestions as to what to do with this enormous pile of money I am sitting on at the moment :-)
Yours,
Loaded!
Dear Loaded,
Long time no see my oldest bestest friend!!! How the heck have you been?? Come over here and let me take a look at your mon..ermm, I mean you :-). I just so happen to have an appointment over at 'The House of Relaxation' and I am sure you would enjoy it more than me. Why not follow me over there and let me introduce you to my friends? :-). By the way, it seems I have run across a fantastic business deal and well, I bet you would just love it. All you need to do is sign on the dotted line and don't worry about all that fine print it means nothing. Trust me, would I, your bestest friend in the WHOLE world ever lie to you?
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