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Hawaiian Attitudes towards Tourists
Chance Started conversation May 10, 2000
Actually, the loving, welcoming, open armed, hula skirted, lei wielding hawaiian native is a fiction created by tourism companies and bad 70's television. Real hawaiian natives are rapidly being replaced by immigrants such as tourists in bad polyester, rats, ants, millionaires and other dangerous creatures. Most have retreated to Hawaii Island (aka - the Big Island) due to its convenient active volcanos. Tourists are still warmly welcomed to visit those volcanos, where the natives warmly and lovingly toss them in. Any who escape are encouraged to take a piece of lava rock with them1.
1. Taking a rock from the Big Island is exteremly dangerous. The volcano god Pele does not like her island removed and is likely to visit the transgressors with poor performance in the next world cup.
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