h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

See Snake, also South American women are called Snakes because of the
way they will hiss at handsom or rich looking men from North America. Usualy the object of this hissing is to somehow entrance or entrap the Blue eyed, blond haired North American, so they will move with them to North America.

You have a really messed up mind. Snakes are in fact descendants of leggless burrowing lizards millions
of years ago. That is why they have poorer sight and it has never had that good of sight, they see movement.l

Its true, snakes are lizards not women. Snakes have been hated by humans for a long time. But snakes aren't all that bad. The milk snake for instance can be used on farms like a cat; catching mice and all