h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Mewtwo wakes up, screams rage and betrayal, creats an arc of lightnign between his hands, and explodes in a rather expensive blast of sparks. He hopes the two non-Mews in the room get burned by them]

Somebody's in a strop!

oooooooooooo
waves handbag at the pokemon obsessed one.......
by the way mr stunt, me is a mistress fairy not a mr fairy

You tell 'im! What's so great about pokemon anyway? (Sorry about the mix up miss fairy)

pokemon characters are cute........but not cute enoughg to be obbssed by............its the same thing as leonardo dicaprio.......everyones obsessed with him an i still cant see the attraction......hes sooooooo.........boring......

i forgive u for the mix up cupid one......

Boring he is!

theres a great site called www.assasins.com where u can kill him............very theraputic........an pikachu too......kill the little yellow bastard! then feel eternal guilt an shame for killing someone so young and handsom.........pikachu not dicaprio

He He!

its great! u can kill the ladyboy thingys in hanson too!

Great! You know the hanson fan club only has three members.

Next of kin.

hehe

you now have a link to your page on mine......arent you lucky?
im not sure if anyones ever looked at my page though......

Thanks. I'll try sorting out my page asap, but i haven't got round to it yet. Incidently, I have been to you page.

wow! really!
smiles with pride.......
ive changed it a bit.......
i want a counter but i dont understand them......
i tried to download one but it took too long so i stopped cos i was bored.......

u r in the uk arent u?
i am!

I'll have another look...

yup, still lving in the uk.

kool..........
the new pokemon movie's coming out in our local cinema soon.....
i know this because i work there.....
i have been to your page.......recently i think but my memory is not what it was.......when i was a feotus.....

Hum. I don't remember much of when i was a foetus.

I think i was off my zygote half the time.

i wouldnt really like to be able to remember all of my life.......i dont want to remember my birth because............well just because!
ive had exams on tues an wed in psychology....o my god how little do i know about research methods and statistics........
u at college or school?

and what the hell is a zygote?

Unfoprtunatelt i have a photographic memory, so i remembr everything that has happened since i was about 1!

And a zygote is the bit that transpires before an embryo, but after an egg on it's own without a sperm, it sort of, happens just after fertilization.

Bioy wouldn't i make a dreadful biology teacher. I can't even say titmouse (hehe) without giggling like a schoolgirl.