h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You should be ashamed of yourselves for this blatant piece of exploitation. That picture of Bob the Fish in bare scales is an outrage to all right thinking people.
I have half a mind to report you all to the people in the Towers.
In fact, I have half a mind.
And what is more, I was too late to vote.

I am sorry to have offended you with such vulgar pornography...
...yet I must state that God created fish naked, and nudity is a natural and beautiful thing, especially when two people are in love. If you ask, I'm sure your parents or teachers would explain

But until you grow up - I recommend you avoid watching any David Attenborough wildlife programmes, you'll find them far too shocking

Thanks for your comments.

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