h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

DD to Abi: And this is my rare Tiger Moth...

Demon Drawer later denied allegations that he had paid for Abi's 'silence'.

DD to Abi: See? I told you I'd brought tequila-flavoured condoms!

"Okay Abi, I'll give you £50 for the negatives..."

DD: 'Look, Abi, everyone thinks I'm going thin on top, but just for you, here's my *real* haircut - shoulder-length brunette, swept to the right like Phil Oakey.'

Abi: 'Mmm. Tickles, too!'

Abi: I've never seen one do *that* before.

DD:"now remember you're not to tell ANYONE we're secretly engaged!!!!"

Abi: "Very impressive... but what does it do exactly?"

DD: if we both smile long enough, perhaps we'll get into the Colgate Blue Minty Gel advert...

DD: The mind control laser is secreted in the ring I gave FC. See here is the remote control. I'm thinking of using here to rob a bank next week.

DD: And for the one low price, you not only get this deluxe whoopie cushion, but I'll throw in a set of steak knives as well!

DD: "bwahaha! you have looked into my mirror - now I have your soul!"

{no, I'm not sure where that came from either}

BUT it made me laugh

DD: Of course he's deaf. Do you think I asked for a twelve-inch pianist?!?

JOTD: You buttered your bread, now lie in it.

If we put our heads together, maybe we'll be able to name all our alter egos...

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