The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Mar 19, 2009
Donald Carr
Donald Carr has a car and will be going far.
He is star and goes to a bar to have a jar.
When Donald is at the bar he starts to spar.
It was on a spur of the moment when he sparred.
Donald then became quite fidgety and was then barred.
He then protested as he did not want to be tarred.