h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I challenge you all, with my , my and a bucket of attitude.


And no, I haven't been at the .

I accept your challenge!

*draws his , and begins to circle the enemy*

*holds his spork at the ready, and keeps track of John's movements*

*closes in quickly, yanking his towel around Ralph's arm and throwing him off-balance*

*leaps into the direction of the yank, hits the floor, rolls, gets bakc up and pivoting on one foot uses the other to kick John's legs out from under him*

*jumps, simultaneously wrapping his towel around Ralph's leg to take him with him*

*grabs the towel, pulls John to the floor, rolls over, leaps to his feet, and swiftly toes John in the ribs before taking two steps back*

*grabs the foot as Ralph steps back and sticks a spork in the leg*

*quickly pulls the leg back so the spork only goes through the trouser leg*