h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi, I'm coming again. What you are gonna do with us two guys, Leanne my dear? Hope you have some real heavy metall music!

*trying to swallow her cheese roll*.... theres a stack of CD's over by the CD player Ive brought a bit of everything so go take a peek

HEY ZER IM SHINEHELEN IVE BROUGHT SOME VODKA AND ILL GIVE MONEY TO WHOEVER GETS FLOORED FIRST THATS IF YOUR INTO THAT SORT OF THING!!!!
GOT ANY LIMPBIZKIT CDS

Hey helen you'll have to fight with Trillans Child and Wonko for the CD stack *looks over at them* good luck

Thanks for coming and Ive got my camera so the first person to hit the floor its on tape

Well, well, well, Here's the birthday girl

on both cheeks, Dah-ling...

For you my dear,

And for me I think

Thank you for your welcome earlier and the invite. Have noted already that there seem to be more parties than guide entries. Excepting those that are about parties. Hmmm. An excellent balance.

I used to not drink before lunchtime but it's technically always before lunchtime somewhere in the galaxy so that rule had to go.

Oooo look a drink, I think we've met before you know, must go and introduce myself to Mr

Will float past later far a spin with one your suave gentlemen guests and a good natter (unfortunately am actually supposed to be, ahem, *whispers*, working )

TTFN

S x

Happy Birthday Leanne! Thanks for stopping by my space! Here's a little poem about parties in general:
Where ever I try to place my guests,
They always like my kitchen best.

Hi Brit thanks for the poem come in and meet some people and have a good time *hands brit

*takes * you shouldnt have thanks for coming

its a celebration one sneaky drink wont hurt

If TC doesn't like heavy metall, we can agree on something else. Maybe "Celebration" would be good.

I have to be careful with drinks, each time I got drunk on a party, I got a new girlfriend.

How old do you get, sweet Leanne, 19 years young? Too old to rock'n'roll? Then next year I'm twice as old as you are. Oh my god, am I old. But too young to die.

I always dreamt of doing a striptease on a party. Would you like one? Everybody says YES. Hmm.

Your right. It just wouldn't be sociable would it.

I'll just have one small table of drinks before getting back to the grindstone.



Ahhhh. Ooooo. Hicc, Mmmmmm

Grrreeaaattt Paaarrtteeee Wooooo,,, Ugh.

Here is my present for you:

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It's what I hereby name a double heart. For you, Leanne.

aww thats sweet thanks

Are you feeling good, darling?

Im feeling wonderful thanks are you enjoying yourself

Yes my dear!

I'm having some baguette and imagine having some red wine. And soon I'm going to have some real things. Which? That depends. But most likely good ones.

Here's to you!

hey leanne your party rocks!!!! gis a hug!!!! im feeling really drunk!!!!

hey you are Im glad your having a good time

didnt i happen to mention that you look fabulous. is that an armani?
what age are you?
where abouts in the world are you? im joining you from belfast northern ireland!!!!!!

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