h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

My Hamilton, New Zealand entry (A17525540) got a mention in Hamilton's newspaper, the Waikato Times, a few years ago:

~~Tough Review

BBC-backed "encyclopaedia" website h2g2 has the following unflattering descriptions of Hamilton: "Hamilton can be a dangerous town or a quiet town, depending on the places you frequent. Boy racers are a constant problem and there are areas where it would not be wise to leave your pit-bull unattended. The drug culture is rife. Party pills are popular. The claim to contain only herbal ingredients and are legal, but they are definitely not Vitamin C and it would be wise to stay away from them as you would any other drug." More great tourism info on our fair city next week.~~

I laughed when I saw it

Has Hamilton improved since you wrote it?

I very much doubt it I got out as soon as I could, I'm now back in the wonderful land of Oz

So it was a kind of h2g2 commando raid. Parachute in, write the entry and leg it.

More like a sleeper agent I stayed dormant for two or three years before writing that in a fit of homesickness.