h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

..so what the f*** have pumpkins ever done to you, you "vegetabalist"

You'd better watch your back, matey! The potatoes are revolting!

for weeks on end the chef served us orange colored food... squashes, sweet potatoes, pumpkins, etc.. all the constistency of baby food.. he'd find ways to fix it up into a dessert, serve it with cereal, or mix it with some meat product.. orange this, and orange that... anythign the color orange began to cause negative reactions.... 'please no more orange.'
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i feel for the vegis.. anything that has the ability to create on its own (without the help of anything but a little water and the sun) has much more of a brain than those who meanly seize the poor vegitables out from their families...

people cry about the poor cow, or the sad chickens... but what about the things we call "plants"-- why do we think that they don't have feelings also?