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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 23, 2002
Sorry, after a hostile takeover, Micro$oft have cornered the market in goat manure. It's integrated in all new releases of Windows, and can't be removed without "compromising the integrity of the product", thus effectively stifling the trade of independent suppliers like yourself. 
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 23, 2002
Jerks.
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Dec 30, 2002
Ok,,, how much muck are you going to take then?
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 7, 2003
as little as I can get away with
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Lenny (Lynette) Posted Jan 7, 2003
does manure have magical properties?!
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 7, 2003
Yup; you take a load of it into a room and everyone else in there disappears...
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 8, 2003
I don't think goat manure specifically has anything over normal manure
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Lenny (Lynette) Posted Jan 13, 2003
its full of goaty goodness?
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 14, 2003
ummmmmmmmmm
That helps the roses loads!
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 14, 2003
How very silly!!!! 
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 15, 2003
not particually. Your not from a rural community are you
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jan 15, 2003
This Manure is of finest quality, you can tell by the , The Goats were the of rare Himalayan City Goat breed. So none of your ruralite stuff here....
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 15, 2003
::sigh::
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Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Jan 15, 2003
~Takes a deep sniff~
Ahhhhh, the offspring of John the cattle ruster noless
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 16, 2003
Ewwwww...
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jan 16, 2003
Quite, not really what you want with a nice Dinner....
P.S. If you're not here whose answering on your behalf?
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Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Jan 16, 2003
I'm answering on my own behalf!!!! 
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 16, 2003
So is 12/28 to 1/26 just your lunch break? 
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Jan 17, 2003
....
Breaking News....
Micro$oft have just announce Goat Manure 2003, Smellier and Dirtier than ever before, guaranteed NOT to crash, unless it feels like it!
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- 341: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 23, 2002)
- 342: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 23, 2002)
- 343: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Dec 30, 2002)
- 344: Sergeant Mushroom (Dec 30, 2002)
- 345: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 7, 2003)
- 346: Lenny (Lynette) (Jan 7, 2003)
- 347: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 7, 2003)
- 348: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 8, 2003)
- 349: Lenny (Lynette) (Jan 13, 2003)
- 350: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 14, 2003)
- 351: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 14, 2003)
- 352: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 15, 2003)
- 353: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jan 15, 2003)
- 354: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 15, 2003)
- 355: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Jan 15, 2003)
- 356: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 16, 2003)
- 357: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jan 16, 2003)
- 358: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Jan 16, 2003)
- 359: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 16, 2003)
- 360: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Jan 17, 2003)
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