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You're a cheeky mammoth
Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) Posted Dec 1, 2001
Ok, here goes 
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A chicken and a woolly mammoth were walking down the road and the woolly mammoth accidentally fell down a large hole.
"Don't worry!" shouts the chicken, runs over to the farmhouse, jumps in the BMW parked there and armed with a piece of rope drives back to the hole. The chicken ties the rope to the car's bumper, throws the other end down to the wooly mammoth who hangs on to it for dear life.
The chicken then drives off in the car and pulls the woolly mammoth to safety.
The very next day, the chicken and the woolly mammoth were walking down the road but the chicken falls down a hole. The woolly mammoth simply stands over the hole and the chicken was able to climb out of the hole using the mammoths manhood.
The moral of this story is that if you are hung like a woolly mammoth, then you don't need a bmw to pick up chicks ... 
You're a cheeky mammoth
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 1, 2001
You're a cheeky mammoth
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Dec 2, 2001
Shocking!
You're a cheeky mammoth
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 3, 2001
Probably true.
You're a cheeky mammoth
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Dec 3, 2001
*looks around to make sure no one's watching her*
*giggles*
You're a cheeky mammoth
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 4, 2001
::watches Sgt giggle::
You're a cheeky mammoth
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Dec 4, 2001
*notices D watching her giggle*
*giggle*
You're a cheeky mammoth
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 4, 2001
Uhhhh... some chocolate milk might help you keep down those giggles... 
You're a cheeky mammoth
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Dec 4, 2001
Nothing helps keep down the giggles!
You're a cheeky mammoth
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 4, 2001
SURE!!! Despair, tragedy, death... homework... 
You're a cheeky mammoth
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Dec 4, 2001
Homework is totally unthinkable
The very mension of that psycological torture scares me
You're a cheeky mammoth
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 4, 2001
Well, then... you won't be giggling... 
You're a cheeky mammoth
Sergeant Mushroom Posted Dec 4, 2001
*giggles*
I got two chocolate bars out of the machine again instead of one this afternoon
You're a cheeky mammoth
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 4, 2001
YAY!!! That is cause for celebration!!! ::throws confetti in the air, and a mariachi band appears::
You're a cheeky mammoth
Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me Posted Dec 5, 2001
I find the thought of hyper sargeant mushroom scary
You're a cheeky mammoth
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 5, 2001
Why is that!??
You're a cheeky mammoth
Kaz Posted Dec 5, 2001
think I've missed something there, never mind, I'll just sit here and giggle some more!
You're a cheeky mammoth
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 5, 2001
Sounds like a great plan.... may I join you!??
You're a cheeky mammoth
Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde Posted Dec 7, 2001
::decks the halls with a few more giggles::
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You're a cheeky mammoth
- 181: Moonglum Clampflower (MornC), Muse of Ego, Keeper of the Lamp and Guru, (aka Happinose) (Dec 1, 2001)
- 182: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 1, 2001)
- 183: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Dec 2, 2001)
- 184: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 3, 2001)
- 185: Sergeant Mushroom (Dec 3, 2001)
- 186: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 4, 2001)
- 187: Sergeant Mushroom (Dec 4, 2001)
- 188: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 4, 2001)
- 189: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Dec 4, 2001)
- 190: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 4, 2001)
- 191: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Dec 4, 2001)
- 192: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 4, 2001)
- 193: Sergeant Mushroom (Dec 4, 2001)
- 194: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 4, 2001)
- 195: Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me (Dec 5, 2001)
- 196: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 5, 2001)
- 197: Kaz (Dec 5, 2001)
- 198: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 5, 2001)
- 199: Athena, Muse of Philosophy -1+7+9*(3+0!)+0=42 (Dec 6, 2001)
- 200: Dragonfly. "A poet can survive everything but a misprint"-- Oscar Wilde (Dec 7, 2001)
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