h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I wish to place an add for "Velacra", a cure for "Electoral Dissfunction".

There seems to be a lot of it about, with a very promenant case in Florida at present. With these constant recounts going on, neither candidate is able to sustain votes for long enough to gauarntee satisfaction to either party.

To solve this problem, Velacra is your cure. With Velacra you'll be able to raise enough votes, for a long enough period of time, to garantee satisfaction for both you and your party. You'll be able to vote early and as often as you like, or your money back.

I like the idea NA, but I was thinking of more along the lines of adverts for places on H2G2.

Velacra!!! I definately think someone down in Florida could do with some.

Mistress X

Well, I could write an "Electoral Dissfunction" entry.

But on a sombre note, this is a serious problem, and it is up to us to make the general H2G2 community aware of it. People, nay countries, should not be shunned because of Electoral Dissfunctions. We should not hide this problem in a closet. It should be brough out into the open, where the afflicted can walk with their heads held high and proudly say; "I voted for So and So,.... I think?!?"

Hmmm... not quite what I was looking for NA, but there is a job in the XTV NEWS going. Have you ever thought about doing something like that???

http://www.h2g2.com/A479270

Mistress X
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