My Beliefs
Created | Updated Jan 28, 2002
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Here is a list of things that I believe in or have come across in my short life:
1.) There probably is a God, so I'm not going to argue lest I be struck down where I stand.
2.) Don't panic. (major DUH here)
3.) Under no circumstances should you ever let a Vogon recite poetry at you... (another major DUH here)
4.) There are few places where you can find a decent BLT anymore. Milliways, Morty's (one of Jane and Eddie's favorite places), add to this list if you have any comments.
5.) Love is where you find it. Need I say more? For crying out loud, I'm the muse of Erotic Poetry, I should have some credence here!
6.) Peace exists whenever people attain a harmonious state of enlightenment. A Buddhist monk once told me that.
7.) Latin is NOT a dead language. No matter what anyone tells you, Latin is not a dead language. I repeat: LATIN IS NOT A DEAD LANGUAGE!
8.) Whatever you do, DON'T EAT THE CAKE!
9.) Never eat right after riding on the back of a Perfectly-Normal Beast.
10.) What goes around comes around, especially if you just threw a returning boomerang.
11.) NO RAMBLING! (If you were at my camp, you'd understand)
12.) Useful holiday Gift: Post-it notes and other office supplies. Creepy holiday Gift: Book of Love/Erotic poetry
13.) No matter what Stephanie says, there is no stripping in the hotel rooms none.
14.) Never end any list on the #13, it's just not a lucky thing to do. Hey, I'm a superstitious person, so shoot me!
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Here is a list of things that I believe in or have come across in my short life:
1.) There probably is a God, so I'm not going to argue lest I be struck down where I stand.
2.) Don't panic. (major DUH here)
3.) Under no circumstances should you ever let a Vogon recite poetry at you... (another major DUH here)
4.) There are few places where you can find a decent BLT anymore. Milliways, Morty's (one of Jane and Eddie's favorite places), add to this list if you have any comments.
5.) Love is where you find it. Need I say more? For crying out loud, I'm the muse of Erotic Poetry, I should have some credence here!
6.) Peace exists whenever people attain a harmonious state of enlightenment. A Buddhist monk once told me that.
7.) Latin is NOT a dead language. No matter what anyone tells you, Latin is not a dead language. I repeat: LATIN IS NOT A DEAD LANGUAGE!
8.) Whatever you do, DON'T EAT THE CAKE!
9.) Never eat right after riding on the back of a Perfectly-Normal Beast.
10.) What goes around comes around, especially if you just threw a returning boomerang.
11.) NO RAMBLING! (If you were at my camp, you'd understand)
12.) Useful holiday Gift: Post-it notes and other office supplies. Creepy holiday Gift: Book of Love/Erotic poetry
13.) No matter what Stephanie says, there is no stripping in the hotel rooms none.
14.) Never end any list on the #13, it's just not a lucky thing to do. Hey, I'm a superstitious person, so shoot me!
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