h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Sea's laboratory has all the modern conveniences a mad scientist could want- and much more*

*the lab technicians prepare the lab for yowuzupman's visit. they prepare the machines used in the anti-matter study for his inspection*

~sees everyone at attention and the equipment already running, speaks to the leader of the scientists~

I'm going to need a full briefing on what methods and how far along you are in the molecular anti-matter program...also, how many times the speed of light can your partical accelorater go?

[BOB the scientist]- Well as you know conventional anti-matter is just a bunch of anti-protons, but if we where able to get entire atoms to trun into anti-matter it would have unlimited possiblities. So far we have been throwing ever bigger atoms of elements at each other but it hasen't been working......1,247 times the speed of light

[Yo]- Yeah we tried that too in my labs. We came to the conclusion that we would need to trick the molecules into anti-molecules

[Bob] Interesting

[Yo] Yep

[Bob]hmmmmmmm

[Yo] Yep



[Yo] Well lets get started.......

*sea enters. she watches them for a moment. then she shrugs and leaves, because she has NO idea what is going on. all she ever used the lab for was for making potions and soda pop*

[Yo] thank you... I'll need some of the scientists from the ship and the equipment too...

Ay! Sea!? Is there a landing pad around here? I hate to land in the woods outside the castle, they are soo nice

*Lafinass is suddenly standing behind YO.*

[lafinass] If you should require any assistance we have three Multistate Matter Engineers in the Acolytes that have found that the addition of certain arcane magiks can add stability to otherwise unstable particles.

*sea re-enters* [sea] oh, yeah. it's underground. the control panel is over there. *points* i'll start it. *she walks over to the panel and presses a red button. the floor vibrates for a moment and the sound of machinery can be heard* http://www.h2g2.com/F58407?thread=91775&latest=1

Thank you Laf, I'm sure they will be of great use...excellent sea, General! Bring the ship....

[General Xavier] Sir!

All right, open the antimatter pod and start testing the resistance of every known element to anti-matter conversions....

*sea enters*

[sea] ooh, do i smell pizza?

You ordered some pizzas, that will be 29.9--



[YO] Here, have some

~signal comes in and yo looks releived~

[Yo] I must beg your leave, I have some business to attend to. It might concern you also.

*Ice walks in with a pile of ancient books and a rugged looking worn out "Janesport" backpack. Looking around at all the machinary and various scientists cluttering up the lab Ice makes his way over to an empty part of the lab. setting the books on the table he sets down and opens the backpack. He pulls out a couple of candles, a muffin, several flasks and beakers, a very old dagger, and a furby. Setting up the candles Ice looks disapprovingly at the flourescent lights above him. Looking back at his work he pulls out his pistol and shoots the lights out with out looking, plunging his little corner of the lab into darkness untill he lights the candles*

Now thats better.

*Opening the top book Ice begins scaning the lines muttering to himself*

proper atmosphere *glanceing at the dead lights and candles* Check
containers *tapping the flasks* Check
Purley evil sustinance *breaking off a peice of the double fudge dark choclate devils food mufin and eating it* Check
The dagger of Kain *looking worriedly at the dagger* Check
and finnaly a creature of such pure evil that it is the object of unbrideled hatred and malevolence.
*the furby makes a slight noise and with a especialy evil grin and a small cackle Ice says* Check

*cracking his knuckles Ice sets to work*

*sea nibbles a piece of 2 week old pizza and frowns*

*Chanting in Aremaeic is heard echoing from Ice's corner before a bright flash is seen and the sound of munching on the muffin is heard. The sound of glass breaking and Ice swearing preceeds him walking over to Sea with a band-aid on his finger and a dagger in his hand*
The flippen thing bit me. It bit me.

*Ice opens a portal and enters it. Screaming and movment can be heard before a gurguling gasp and loud thump end the commotion. Ice exits a few moments later with a small brown paper bag that is strangly beating and covered in a dark viscous liquid. The dagger is glowing red*

Well that freed some space in my dungeons

*Ice walks back over into the darkness and shoating is heard*

You ate my muffin you little piece of...
*More crashing and unintelligable words preceed a triumphant HA! and further chanting*

*sea smiles slightly and looks up at the cieling, trying to supress her giggles. a cleaning bot zips around the floor, cleaning up broken glass and crumbs*

*as the chanting continues the voice changes from Ice's normal tone to a deep and echoing voice as out of the darkness two pinpoints of red light can be seen. The beating that was in the background so softly begins to rise in tempo and volume as the bag floats up and incinerates around whatever was inside. Ice throws his hands up the sleeves of his coat fall back to expose his pale arms to be crisscrossed by old scars. As the chanting rises in power the furby floats up alongside the beating object. Ice moves his hands closer and purple lightning jumps between furby and the object as the furby begins to scream*

muhahahaHaHaHaHaHAHAHHAHA!!!!
MERGE!!
MERGE!!
*The furby and the object touch as the lightning grows and they are all engulfed in darkness as the furbys screams suddenly turn into a screeching roar. Ice, relizing his sleeves are down imediatly throws his arms down and look at his creation*

Sea. meet Liosh
*Ice motions to what is now hovering in the place of the furby. It is a small (about the size of a small dog or large cat) emerald green dragon with red eyes and glisting fangs*

Liosh, sea

*Liosh flys over and circles sea's head before landing on her shoulder and nuzzling her ear*
I think he likes you.

*sea looks at Liosh and smiles*

[sea] aww... he's kind of cute, in a threatening and scary way...

*sea reaches up a hand and pets him cautiously, keeping well away from the fangs*

*Looking back at the mess of broken glass and muffin bits Ice feels a slight pang of sympathy for whoever has to clean that up before he shrugs and walks over to sea*
Come here Liosh. Oh yeah...
*Ice turns around and motions the books into the backpack and flys it over to him*
Sea you have a magnificent lab here. I'll make sure these books get back to your Library before I head back over to STUMPED
*Taking Liosh onto his sholder Ice walks out of the Lab looking and sighing once more at the swarm of cleaning bots that are trying to clean up his work area*