h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

sorry throws SLaTfatF

[OOC] nope, wrong st... i have no interest in sea whatsoever, she simply asked me to deal with you.

I never said that, no really I didn't, doon't look at me like that I really didn't, oh and I prefer SLaTfatF to St

*helmsley makes preparations for the Black Family Reunion*

*sea's mother and father, Lucifer and Elvira Black, arrive. Helmsley shows them to their rooms*

*The sky darkens as over 2000 RAGNAROCK class heavy fighters scream over head*

*Lucifer and Elvira look up out of reflex, and mutter something to Helmsley about putting those neighbors into their place*

*helmsley makes preparations for the arrival of the other relatives*

*RAGs continue to scream*

*sea frowns and goes to look for helmsley*

*sreams tern into an annoying wine as the silencers cut it*

*sea mutters under her breath and goes to find the phone book to see about having soundproof siding installed*

*as the silencers warm up the whine starts to die down*

*helmsley hangs a sign upon the door, saying that there is a family reunion going on, and would visitors please come back at a more convenient time*

*helmsley returns and removes the sign from the door*

*two burly guards stand on either side of the door, looking intimidating in solid black and holding very large machine guns*

*there are also 498 other guards prowling about the castle for 500 yards in every direction*

*a sign is posted:*

We are under emergency lockdown conditions. I congratulate you for having made it this far. You will be checked for weapons before entry into the House, and you may meet with Mistress Sea under supervision of her bodyguards.

Thank you for your patience.

-Helmsley and the Hideaway Staff