h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Katsy storms in, food, drinks, CD's, decorations, the lot*

*she gets the tables and chairs out of the cupboard, puts food on the table,puts up all the decorations, turns the hi-fi on at full blast, runs into the dressing room and puts a stunning dress on*

Ah, the first guests are arriving........*goes and opens the door*

Ah, hello there!

Hello, and happy birthday Jeni

Here I go, again on my own
Doing down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
And I ain't wasting no more time
I's going to Jeni's party...

What a neat surprise I 'ope there is twiglets here cos I like them.

*partypartyparty*

Here I go, again on my own
Doing down the only road I've ever known
Like a drifter I was born to walk alone
And I ain't wasting no more time
I's going to Jeni's party...

What a neat surprise I 'ope there is twiglets here cos I like them.

*partypartyparty*

*points to table*

Twiglets are over there!

Where's Ally?

*slides in the door and stands up* ALLY IS HERE Y'ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE ARE NOT ONLY CELEBRATING THE GREAT DUDETTES BIRTHDAY, BUT HERE'S TO HER MARRIAGE TO A MISTER JEFF HARDY!! *toasts*

Yup!!!!! And do a double toast there, people forget my recent marriage

Right, now the main people are here, I think we can invite the girl herself in!

got any alcohol...(jeni will understand my next request) for example...voddy and RB or Jack D and Coke...?

LMAO.. YOU POSTED TWICE

HELLLOOOOOOOOO.. thankyou esti

AND I DO KNOW WHAT U MEAN ALLY.. I NEARLY PUT THOSE DRINX IN MY DOOF PROJECT WITH MY THROW RAW MEAT IN THE BIN

PEOPLE'LL GONNA THINK I'M NUTS.. AND YES MR HARDY IS HEAR WITH ME NOW.. SAY HI TO HIM

LOL GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING IT!!!!

hey Jeffy Boy...come up for some air from down there! Let the wife dance!


Now, in all seriousness (ok that's over now...)

I NEED SOMETHING...WOTSITS!!! ESTI MAY I HAVE A BAG OF CHEESY PLEASE?

LMAO...

hmmm.. let's have some decent music, say... bon jovi?

*Katsy runs over to the hi-fi and puts "Crossroads, the Greatest hits" on and immediately puts "Livin' on a prayer" on*

WOOOOOOOAHHH LIVIN' ON A PRAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

*in the meantime, scoffs twiglets*

*looks for jeni* have my Wotsits arrived yet by any chance?

*jumps on owner buddy's shoulder grabs a twiglet out of his fist*

bunch of old married people heh heh heh

*jumps on owner buddy's shoulder grabs a twiglet out of his fist*

bunch of old married people heh heh heh

Hi Styx . Am loving your b/day present
and am not old yet

THE partay is in like, 20 and a half hours looking forward to phones, corperate elbows and deafness

Sounds like I'll be enduring two of those things in, ooooh...11 hours