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Zed Started conversation Oct 28, 2000
A pint of Moxon, with ice please, and some Moxon with chips 
I do like your poem!
H&K
Z
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Mark Moxon Posted Nov 3, 2000
I've heard that Moxon goes down particularly well after a couple of pints. But it could be hearsay.
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Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession Posted Nov 3, 2000
*working up the courage to get myself in potentially a lot of trouble*
Okay. I've got another one.
Moxon brand condoms. They're 100% effective against pregnancy and STDs because you never actually get around to using them. 
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Mark Moxon Posted Nov 6, 2000
Yeah, but they come in lots of pretty colours, so they're great for party use. After all, that's the only time they'll get to see the daylight...
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Fragilis - h2g2 Cured My Tabular Obsession Posted Nov 6, 2000
"Dear, would you like a Maroon Moxon, a Muave Moxon, or a Magenta Moxon?"
"Hmm. Magenta please."
*the sound of running water, then a window opening, and finally*
Sploosh!!
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