h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*flutters up quietly and completely unnoticed observes from a corner of the roof top*

*Distracts the exceptionally cute penguin by throwing a fish in it's direction*

*stealths over to the other corner of the roof nearest to the flag pole and starts taking photographs of the flag taking event with a tiny flash free night vision camera*

*Shimmies down the flag pole, and lands back besides Titania.*
Hmmmm... seems there were more flags up there than I expected.... We'd better leave one behind, and so, if you're ready, back down the side of the building, and back to the beach

<BB<

*gets that feeling of being watched, but when she turns head, she can't see anything out of the ordinary*

*shrugs, but still feels uneasy*

Do we just leave one flag on the roof, or are you thinking of climbing up again, BB?

Peregrin's in this forum, so if he wants the flag flying he can climb up and fix it back...
You okay? You look somewhat distracted....?

I have this feeling between my shoulder blades - but I'm not sure what it is... let's go! And let's hurry!

*arms full of flags*

Could you take the noticeboard BB - please...?

*Holds onto the Noticeboard*
Okay - we're ready to go. All we need to do is descend the rope...
...Okay, you go first and I can help lower you to the ground.

<BB<

Still suspecting me?

OK, I'll go first...

*drops flags on ground to have both arms free*

*starts climbing down the rope*

*Helps lower Titania to the ground*
Okay - shout out when you're at the bottom!

<BB<

Here! Could you lower the Noticeboard down using the rope BB?

Okay, I will. Are you ready - here it comes!
*Ties the noticeboard to the rope, and then lowers it down to where Titania can catch and untie it.*
Let me know when you're ready for me to descend!

<BB<

*struggles with knots*

There! Come on down BB!

*Abseils down the side of the Alabaster House* There. Okay - have you got the flags? If so - we can return to the Beach: Everyone is welcome - (Including hiding photgraphers and Peregrins) http://www.h2g2.com/F44375?thread=87270&latest=1

*stealths over to the edge of the roof and takes careful photographs of BB and Titania escaping from the scene of the crime (with noticeboard and flag attachments)*
Hmmmm....

*Not here as I've returned to the beach*

*points out that he blatantly is there because he's just spoken to her*

*Points out that I cannot have spoken to you as I do not know you are there *

*points out that he just replied to her so he must know she's there*

But I have left, heading for the beach, haven't I? I'm sure I did...

*Reminds her that earlier, she:
"flutters up quietly and completely unnoticed..."
and so as you are unnoticed, I cannot know you are there.
Or at least, not on the level of the Bluebottle in the forum, who has now left the forum to return to the beach.
I, Bluebottle the omnipotent author, know you are there. But that's different*

*Realises that whilst that may all be true she is a fairy and so has unhuman powers and can thus communicate on a higher level and hide herself in such a manner that she can make herself noticed at any given moment without the other person ever being fully aware of where she appeared from and how, and so was able to photograph the flag theiving culprits as they were leaving because she was watching them run away*