h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Although you must be getting used to them by now!

I would like to petition the President to be named Ambassador to the Conch Republic. That way, you can have a subtropical embassy to vacation in when the weather gets rough in February.

Also, I have a rather spectacular video collection of Key West Sunsets with which I put the entire 100th Keepers party to sleep just this evening. It might be a splendid addition to the Christmas Party when it's time to close the bar, if you know what I mean...

Construction of the embassy can start tomorrow, if need be.

KWDave

Sounds excellent! I'll add you to the page now. If you feel like constructing an embassy on h2g2, give me the page number and I'll link it.

*decides to take a vacation as soon as he humanly can, being in urgent need of some subtropical sun*

*Have to agree, since that was posted at 0400 GMT. You are either up too early, or way too late!*

Many thanks for the appointment. Congratulations on your Inaguration!

KWDave

Um, I'm not sure whether I was up early or late... I seem to have turned nocturnal. I've just got up (at 4pm) and go to bed at about 7am!

Be very careful! That kind of schedule will destroy those youthful good looks in a hurry. Can't have you vacationing looking old, now, can we?

Esp. since I live here, and that's MY job.

Well, it's a normal routine... for an Australian.

*bounces in and apologises for interrupting though technically it's never stopped her before but it seems polite to start considering these things at some time*

Hello!

*grins at Peregrin*

If I carry your suitcases can I go on hollyday too please Mr president sir? I'll wander off to some other part of beach as soon as we get there and I'll be sooooo quiet you'll not even notice I'm there...

of course... having you along on holiday would be delightful!

*looks completely disconcerted by the enthusiastic response and considers whether that was sarcasm*
Well I guess if I stayed away from Fruit Pastilles and attempted to remain quiet I could try for delightful...
*bounces excitedly and starts singing "We're all going on a summer hollyday"*

Where shall we go on holiday then? (we may have already decided, but I can't remember)

I think you were invited to the subtropical embassy...which is somewhere southerny and east abit I think...
*grins*
Why where do you want to go? See I'll be highly predictable and say Monaco but then that's possibly not so good as I'd be too busy carrying your bags and attempting to be delightful to play in the casinos

Yeah, let's play Bond...

I'd like to go skiing myself

*smiles*
See I told you that you'd make an excellent Bond, your eyebrow can finally be put to it's rightful audience

Umm...one thing though, Monaco has no snow? I guess we could go upwards to Switzerland that'd work...although I suppose if you claim to be Bond you could just get fake snow delivered

OK then, I'll just drive a fast car instead.

Umm...
*looks sad*
You get to drive?
*grins*
I'll bring a Z3 if I get to drive it for a while?
I could just drive round the bendy bits??
Or at least I could just do one lap of the race track???

Or I could just carry the bags and stay quiet like I promised