A Conversation for The Alabaster House
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Iyandes Started conversation Mar 26, 2002
Hi im Iyandes. This is the second time ive writen but you keep ignoring me. I would like to become the minister of magic and pshycic powers if thats possible please.
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 26, 2002
*There is a faint click, followed by the sound of a Railgun round slamming through the doorframe at supersonic velocity*
Hey all! 
Now that was quite unnecessary, but I /am/ the Minister of Unnecessary violence, and unless someone sits up and takes notice down here I'm gonna' become the /admisitrator/ of unnecessary violence. Capeche? 
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Mar 26, 2002
*Considers using 'L33T Speak' because it annoys the moderators...*
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Peregrin Posted Apr 11, 2002
*looks worriedly down the wrong end of the railgun* Let's all just calm down, shall we? If you'd taken a peek at my page you'd have noticed I haven't been online for months... I haven't been ignoring you, I've just not been available 
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Apr 12, 2002
*There is a click of the Safety Catch being applied.*
Iyandes' gonna love that! Thanks a lot! 
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Apr 12, 2002
*There is a click of the Safety Catch being applied.*
Iyandes' gonna love that! Thanks a lot!
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friendlywithteeth Posted Jul 7, 2002
can I be the minister of Machiavellian backstabbing and political sidestep
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Peregrin Posted Jul 28, 2002
Certainly. I'm being assassinated at the moment so I can't guarantee the longitevity of any ministry, but I'll add you to the list 
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Peregrin Posted Jul 30, 2002
It's in one of the conversations here, um... the one titled 'Motion for h2g2 Elections'.
I trust my ministers will stand up for me, throw themselves in front of bullets, that sort of thing 
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friendlywithteeth Posted Jul 31, 2002
or maybe ill sidestep the bullet....politically
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Peregrin Posted Jul 31, 2002
Ooh now there's an idea... wish I'd thought of that when they were coming towards me earlier
Still, I've got some impressive scars now Although they are in the shape of a celtic knot and flowers and stuff, blame Granny Weatherwax for that
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friendlywithteeth Posted Jul 31, 2002
That's what I'm here for!
Now I've heard from reliable sources that it was Bluebottle who was trying to shoot you....
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Peregrin Posted Jul 31, 2002
Really? Ooh, scandalous... wouldn't put it past him though
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friendlywithteeth Posted Jul 31, 2002
i'd undertake a full investigation if i were you [straight faced honest smilie]
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Peregrin Posted Jul 31, 2002
I'm hoping that the Post will. Investigating my own assassination might be difficult
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- 1: Iyandes (Mar 26, 2002)
- 2: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 26, 2002)
- 3: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Mar 26, 2002)
- 4: Peregrin (Apr 11, 2002)
- 5: Peregrin (Apr 11, 2002)
- 6: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Apr 12, 2002)
- 7: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Apr 12, 2002)
- 8: Iyandes (Apr 27, 2002)
- 9: Peregrin (Apr 29, 2002)
- 10: friendlywithteeth (Jul 7, 2002)
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